Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Kate Teaches Everyone How To Do Laundry..

1. The Dirtying Process – Getting the dirtying process under control was the most difficult but most necessary.
Really? I never knew you had to get laundry under control. or it would pile up. A bulb just literally went off in my head. Thanks for that

2.I made a rule a few years ago, that all kids needed to wear and re-wear their play clothes until visibly dirtied.
What about those non-visible stains such as snot and spit? Maybe a little sweat too. After about a week of that, I'd say the germs on the clothing would pretty much be able to walk away on their own, but that's just stupid, mediocre me. I'd wash it before that

3.I have placed a large hamper in the hallway
Thanks for explaining that hamper thing Kate, I think I will try that. I never knew what a dirty clothes hamper thingy was until you explained that *rolls eyes*

4.By allowing “dirty” kitchen cloths etc. to dry, they can then be safely placed into their designated dirty laundry bin
Nuh-Uh...you don't say. I thought you always throw dirty, soiled, wet kitchen towels all over the other laundry to get that nice mildewy smell. You are just a fucking wealth of knowledge Kate

I'm sure most of us never knew anything about laundry until reading this. Kate needs to keep us mediocre idiots in the know. What will she think of next.
She might as well have said, Hey Stupid, Read This.

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