Sheeple Breakdown..

Someone ask me to explain who some of the sheeple are, so I will try and explain three or four.

1. Ziggyflo- This sheeple runs a blog called Ziggyflo. She is a contrary old fart that loves to sockpuppet her site with socks more interesting than herself. She has/had a fake daughter named Minny that mysteriously disappeared in the line of duty. We don't know why that happened..all we know is she got a fake job and went quietly. Ziggyflo is also where Lexxi calls home..

2. Lexxi- Lexxi lies a lot. If Kate said she was going to Japan..Lexxi would have been there and she would also have relatives there as well. She owns several companies, has been president of everything. She is the "been there done it all" queen. Lexxi also knows every FBI agent and has them on speed dial to deal with all us haterz.

3. Cjwhodunit- Middle aged balding lady that hates everyone. She has set up permanent residence at twitter.com. She says she has kids, but is rarely with them as evidenced by her twitter timelines. She makes up grandiose stories and thinks everyone else on twitter is either me or Kristi. She is fucking delusional at the very least.

4. Milo aka Firedupforkate- She is Kate's biggest fan. Would chew off her left arm if it meant being with Kate for one hour. Wants to be Kate's BFF in real life, but Kate wouldn't' spit on her if she was on fire. Kate keeps her at a safe distance on twitter..It is a sad sad story.

No room for anymore.. in a nutshell, they are all crazy ass bitches.

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